Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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