My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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