His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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