idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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