so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Drunk is not a location!