It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice