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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm going to rape someone's good day.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...

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• (239): View more from Florida

  apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.

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• (+32): View more from Belgium

  this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  don't judge my taste in strippers

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice

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