Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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