why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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