shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
how does that bad decision feel?
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