you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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