For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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