The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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