He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Randomize
