Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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