he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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