Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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