she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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