you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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