grandma shit on top of the toilet
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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