whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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