Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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