i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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