...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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