I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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