If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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