Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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