do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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