They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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