I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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