Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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