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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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