I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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