but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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