oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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