Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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