we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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