im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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