there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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