i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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