i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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