During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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