look no pants
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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