Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I puked a lego.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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