You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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