i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?