Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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