we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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