We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
