There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize