Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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