and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Two words: nipple clamps
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