This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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