You work out of a Hotel?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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