On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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