Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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