there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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